So folks, here it is: the photo of Matty Reed that I will probably regret posting later. I guess the heat has a way of messing with my judgment calls. And my memory--I had a great caption planned but forgot Reed's comment about the hot toilet before I had even grabbed my gear. That's where you come in: Get creative, use your imagination, and click the comments section to share your caption creation.
Sorry Matty, I know this isn't the best backdrop for a pre-race photo. So here's one more to make up for it:
Shuffle to the swim start to defend my title.